Adam and Eva

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Temat: Narzedzie szatana
Nie wiem, czy ten link jest na serio, ale jest piĂŞkny:

http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.html

Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line
of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version
of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's
right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! [do tego zdjĂŞcie podpisane:
Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into
accepting Darwinism, WO] While they currently don't advertise this fact
to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly
Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an
"Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They
try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but
the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless
Darwinism and Communism. [you forgot to mention postmodernism! WO]

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple
Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently
supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker
undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of
the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is
clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an
apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation,
thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness3.

This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of
a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve
Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that
its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think
different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us
to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the
values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord
Jesus Christ!

[...]

ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS
mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence
children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil
who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job
keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?

ADDENDUM II (4/20/2002): A reader has also brought to my attention that
the aforementioned Atheist and anti-Christian Evolutionist Richard
Dawkins -- who likes to compare religion to a virus -- has used Apple's
Macintosh computers since they were introduced. In fact, his infamous
anti-Creation polemic The Blind Watchmaker relied heavily on an argument
based on software that he wrote using a Mac. He purported to have proved
Evolutionism by making his Macintosh draw little squiggles -- or
"biomorphs" as he called them -- that changed over "generations". (This
of course begs the question: if it took a created machine running
created software to make these squiggles, how then does that refute Creation?)

[...]

At the end of the appendix he [Dawkins - WO] even encourages the reader
to switch from IBM compatible computers to Macintoshes, saying that "you
can exult in something of the feeling of liberation that may have
attended evolution's great watershed events." What a ringing endorsement
for Apple computers that is!

As you can see, The problem is much worse than we had originally thought
as Apple has been aiding and abetting ardent Evolutionists like Dawkins
since at least the mid 1980's.

ADDENDUM III (4/20/2002): Another reader (it has been busy today!) has
informed me of another link between Apple and the forces of darkness
that my initial research missed. Apparently the Darwin OS is not the
original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an
older, obsolete OS [beesdziarze, wysiadka! - WO] called "BSD Unix". The
child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding
a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring --
extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write
"demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.)
which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without
the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then
you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a
good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is
Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

[...]

3.The first personal computer sold by Apple was priced by Steve
Jobs and his hippy friend Steve Wozniak at $666. Need we say more?

[not really - WO]

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Temat: Grzech pierworodny

"GoTaR" <go@priv0.onet.plwrote in

| Daniken w swoim artykule 'The True Story of Adam and Eve' twierdzi, ze
mo
| on zwiazek z kopulacja pierwszych ludzi ze swoimi zwierzecymi przodkami,
w
| wyniku czego nastapil 'krok wstecz' w ewolucji.

Nie - taka sytuacja miała miejsce, gdy strażnicy (aniołowie) wzięli
ziemskie kobiety, z czego powstała rasa olbrzymów.

Podobno znaleziono nawet szczątki tych olbrzymów, poza tym motyw przewija
się w wielu wierzeniach na całym świecie więc coś w tym musi być.

| Natomiast Peter Krassa w artykule pt. "Zagadki biblijnego mitu o
| stworzeniu" pisze, ze 'Lucyfer' znaczy nic innego jak 'dawca swiatla'. I
| grzech pierworodny byl niczym innym jak oswieceniem pierwszych ludzi -
| powiedzeniem im prawdy.

Tak - Lucyfer to niosący światło, postać ma to samo źródło co grecki
Prometeusz - tyle że o ile Grecy przedstawiali wierzenia z punktu widzenia
człowieka (dobroczyńca) to religie wyrosłe z pnia judaistycznego propagują
punkt widzenia totalitaryzmu Elochim i propagandy - w takich systemach to
zwycięzca jest tym dobrym - vide Stalin czy obecnie Fiedel Kastro i tłumy
na jego przemówieniach.

Z tego co pamiętam (tylko nie wiem czy mi się coś nie pomyliło) to w rzymie
w czasach chrześcijańskich był taki kult Lucyfera który w dodatku w dużym
stopniu opierał się na ideach zbliżonych do chrześcijaństwa, tylko później
goście uznali go za konkurencje i gdy uznano chrześcijanstwo za jedyną
słuszną religie to Lucyfera walneli do panteonu zła.

| Uwazam, ze stworzeniu pierwszych ludzi, zostali oni umieszczeni w
| bezpiecznym miejscu - Raju - gdzie byli bezpieczni od wszelkich
| niebezpieczenstw i z dala od swoich zwierzecych przodkow.

Po prostu byli hodowani do pracy w kopalniach, o których więcej informacji
podaje AFAIR Arnold Mostowicz w swoich książkach: kopalnie złota (czy
uranu, nie pamiętam) w Afryce z czasów kamienia łupanego.

Niedawno pisali o tym co nieco w "Nieznanym Świacie"

| Moim zdaniem Elochim utrzymywali ich w klamstwie - byc moze chcieli
| pozostac dla nich bogami i nie chcieli przyznac sie, ze sa im rowni; byc
| moze robili straszliwe rzeczy z nieudanymi egzeplarzami; byc moze nie
| chcieli zdradzic skad pierwsi ludzi sie wzieli.

Owszem - kłamstwem byla bajeczka o nieśmiertelności, bo z drzewa wiecznego
życia też im jeść nie wolno było (vide ks. Genesis). Kłamstwem była wolna
wola, bo ażeby funkcjonowała, to potrzebna jest wiedza; gdy ją dostali od
'węża' to chyba już wiadomo, jak się skończyło.

Ciach

Wiesz kwestią jest co było tak naprawde grzechem pierworodnym. Moim zdaniem
chodzi o moment w którym ludzie poznali wstyd. I nie chodzi o wstyd nagości
czy takie bzdury, ale o kompleksy które zaczeły się rodzić gdy okazało się
że ludzie są rożni. jedni potrafią więcej inni mniej itp. To zaczeło rodzić
zawiść, fałsz i zakłamanie. A do czego to z kolei doprowadziło to każdy może
zauważyć przyjżawszy się dziejom naszego gatunku.

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Temat: Peace of mind is not in the bedazzlement of this world, or in intoxicants. It is only to be found in turning to God... Increasing materialism, non-belief and vulgarity is attracting Divine chastisement... Natural disasters occurred in last 100 years are far greater than natural disasters in the previous 1,200 years. This year floods and earthquakes came in Indonesia (February), a huge earthquake in the Solomen Islands, floods in Pakistan, floods in Bangladesh (June) , in India (July), in The UK (July), huge earthquake in Japan, a natural disaster occurred in USA in August, there were floods in China, heavy rainfalls and flooding in N. Korea and the Peru earthquake, more flooding in Pakistan. In Australia natural disasters caused havoc with the motorways. There was horrendous rainfall in Burkina Faso; a hurricane caused havoc in Hawaii as well an earthquake. An unprecedented tropical cyclone occurred in the Arabian Sea, there was a tornado in Alabama USA and flooding in South Africa.
A LETTER TO NON-MUSLIMS

DR UMAR AZAM BA PHD DCL DIP.FJ DIP.IM

Manchester, UK

Dear Non-Muslim,

Islamic organisations constantly receive enquiries from non-Muslims
stating that they [the latter] are considering whether to convert* to
Islam, or confirming that they have already decided to convert, and
asking what their next step should be. This paper is intended as a
guide to such prospective Muslims; it is not intended as a propagative
exhortation to pressurise non-Muslims to convert to Islam against
their will.

Millions, of non-Muslims the world over have already converted to
Islam, out of their own free will, without duress of any kind, over
the 1,424 years of Islam's history. So, if you do convert, you will
be joining a multitude of fortunate people!

Most non-Muslims convert to Islam after being profoundly convinced of
the truth by the Holy Quran. So please read the English meaning of
the Holy Quran, or the translation of whichever language you use:
Spanish, Swaheli, German, Mandarin Chinese etc.

If you are thinking of converting to Islam but are feeling
apprehensive, it's a good idea to get advice from those Muslims who
were themselves formerly non-Muslims. Once you have decided to
convert to Islam, all you need to do is to go to a Mosque or Islamic
Centre and you will be welcomed with open arms. When you convert, you
first need to take a bath and then declare the following [it is in
Arabic]:

" LA ILAH ILLALLAH MOHAMMED-UR-RASOOL ULLAH

There is no god except Allah and Mohammed [PBUM] is the Messenger of
Allah

And you will have become a Muslim! After that, all you do is to
follow the rules of Islam with all your heart, that's it - it's so
simple! There is no compulsion or obligation for non-Muslims to
convert to Islam: the Holy Quran makes this absolutely clear. But
believers are urged to preach Islam to non-Muslims with 'a beautiful
preaching'. If, as a non-Muslim, you become convinced that upon
converting you will, Insha'Allah [by the Will of God] be saved from
the Eternal Fire of Hell, then no other decision you make in your life
can be as important!

Here are some points a Muslim in the Mosque or Islamic Centre would
make to a non-Muslim to help him/her in his/her decision to become a
Muslim:

Whoever you are, you are my ultimately my brother or sister because
all mankind is descended from Adam and Eve [May Allah Bless them]. So
your race, nationality, status etc. are of no particular concern to me
or any other Muslim.

Because you are my brother/sister, I care for you. So I don't want
Hell to be your destination after death. I want God to be kind to
you. I want you to go to Paradise. Do become a Muslim. Islam will
give you Paradise.

We live in a temporary world. It is temporary because there is no
guarantee of life. Death can come at any time.

Be a Muslim at the time of your death. When you convert, you will be
forgiven all the sins you accumulated while you were a non-Muslim.
Then when death does come, you will be in a much stronger position to
be forgiven the sins you accumulated after becoming a Muslim and
will, Insha'Allah, be Blessed on the Day of Judgement.

Do not allow anti-Islamic propaganda to beguile you. Islam is a
religion of peace and love. Do not let your family and friends, if
they disapprove of you converting to Islam, become a barrier to your
destiny. Your loyalty to your Creator ought to be greater than to
those you love [indeed God is the Maker of such relationships]. No
soul can bear your burden on the Day of Judgement, so it is your
decision alone. Moreover, you will be alone in your grave, so your
family and friends won't be able to help you if you die in disbelief.

The most I can do for you is to tell you what is true: that if you
decide to believe, you will gain Salvation and Eternal Bliss. The
most I can do is to tell you so. The final decision as to whether you
should convert or not is in your hands. I pray that God be your Guide
and Mercy.

Dr Umar Azam

* A more fashionable word nowadays is to 'revert': 'revert' is the
word presumably used because everyone is born a Muslim but afterwards
he/she may follow on into another religion. If he/she becomes a
believer later on in life, this is an example of reversion. I have,
however, decided to remain loyal to the old-fashioned 'convert'
because 'convert' does mean to change one thing [in this case, one's
religion] into something else.

http://www.dr-umar-azam.com/non_muslims.htm

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Temat: Za miesiąc wybory do Parlamentu Europejskiego
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Temat: Ziemia gore!
Czytaj wspaniale napisany text o religii cieplaków
Why the green lobby must be treated asa religion
By John Kay

Published: January 9 2007 02:00 | Last updated: January 9 2007 02:00

Anthropologists have established how different cultures independently evolve
similar myths - familiar stories, such as the myth of the Fall and the myth of
the Apocalypse, which meet deep-seated human needs. The Christian tradition
describes the temptation of Adam and Eve and warns of the Last Judgment.

In Europe, these stories no longer have the impact they did. Environmentalism
now fulfils for many people the widespread longing for simple, all-encompassing
narratives. Environmentalism offers an alternative account of the natural world
to the religious and an alternative anti-capitalist account of the political
world to the Marxist. The rise of environmentalism parallels in time and place
the decline of religion and of socialism.

Environmentalism embraces a myth of the Fall: the loss of harmony between man
and nature caused by our materialistic society. Al Gore recounted the words of
Chief Seattle, as his tribe relinquished their ancient lands: "Will you teach
your children what we have taught our children? That the earth is our mother?"

This lost Eden never existed. Humans have burned and eaten the environment
since time immemorial. The first Americans crossed the Bering Strait and killed
every tame animal they saw. Chief Seattle sold his heritage for a life of
luxury and his eloquent speech may have been penned by a television
scriptwriter. But myths are literature, not history or science: classical epics
and the great religious books are cultural treasures and their educational
value does not depend on their literal truth.

The Apocalypse myth is equally familiar. Our wickedness has damaged our
inheritance and, although it is almost too late, immediate reform can transform
our future. Christians look to the Second Coming, Marxists to the collapse of
capitalism, with the same mixture of fear and longing.

Environmentalism at first lacked a persuasive Apocalypse myth. The litany of
environmental degradation had to confront the manifest fact that many aspects
of the environment were steadily improving, with cleaner air, rivers and
seashores. The discovery of global warming filled a gap in the canon. That is
why environmentalists attach so much importance to the assertion not just that
the world is warming up, which is plainly true, but that this warming is our
fault, which is less plainly true. The connection between rising carbon
concentrations and the growth of modern industrial society provides
justification for the link between the sins of our past and the catastrophe of
our future.

Environmental evangelists are therefore not interested in pragmatic solutions
to climate change or technological fixes for it. They are even less interested
in evidence that if we were really serious about reducing carbon emissions we
could do so by large amounts without significantly affecting our economies or
our lives. Windmills on roofs and cycling to work are insignificant in
practical consequence, but that is to miss their point. Every ideology needs
rituals of observance which demonstrate the commitment of adherents.

Business should treat the environmental movement as it treats other forms of
religious belief. Business leaders do not themselves have to believe its
doctrines. Indeed we should be wary if they do: business linked to faiths and
ideologies is a sinister and unaccountable power. But companies must respect
the belief systems of the countries in which they operate, and acknowledge both
the constraints these structures impose and the commercial opportunities that
arise. Most environmental initiatives that have been implemented - phasing out
fluorocarbons, renewable energy and emissions trading - have significant
commercial lobbies behind them.

Still, myths play a valuable social role and the intentions of their proponents
are generally benign. The social impact of religions and ideologies, for good
and ill, does not depend much on the factual accuracy of their stories. The
injunction to be careful of the impact of our actions on the air, the earth and
the water is well taken. The danger of environmental evangelism is that ritual,
gesture and rhetoric take the place of substance.

Copyright The Financial Times Limited 2007

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Temat: ...3 cheers for Ann Landers
Christianity is a splinter from Judaism. Various forms of Paganism were
around long before either.
And I want to know what passage said this about a man and woman after all the
organized church didn't not recognized marriages until the 12th century. And
you do know that the Christian Bible is only a translation from several scrolls
the originals are written in Hebrew and other then English languages.
The way I live is not alternative. Bondage and stuff is alternative. I am
the way I am, I was created the way I am, I didn't wake up one morning and
decide to be sexually difference then 90% of the Earth's population.
I don't believe in heaven or hell. I am good , clean, and wholesome as is.
I've seen Christians. They count themselves in the millions yet only about 1 in
a 1000 'live' their lifestyle 24/7. The rest go to church, pray, go home and
think nothing more about being a good citizen. Going to church is a ritual and
at least 99 of 100 people who call themselves pagan believe in what they are
doing. That they are helping the earth to be a better place.
Adam and Eve and from them are life was born? So Cain had sex with one of
his sisters? Because God sent Cain away and yet he found a partner. And his
decedents were cursed for 7 years for Cain killing of Able. Besides that is not
even their real names. But I don't know their Hebrew ones.
The doctors have no right to 'play God'. If God makes us all then he also
made those children born of both sexes. Hello, maybe God is trying to tell
people something here you think? I thought God has chosen the way of the child,
then when the child is born the child begins to chose on it's own.
Even if heterosexual and homosexual switched in numbers. There would still
be babies born. Even if their were ONLY homosexual. Because some people just
feel the need to have a child. But at least if the numbers were revise then
maybe the animal populations and forest would come back or at least survive the
human onslaught. I'm sure your God didn't put us here to destroy his world eh?
Wasn't Adam and Eve the caretakers of the world?
As far as body chemistry, are brains makes are glands produce hormones that
promote certain types of characteristics. So you are telling me if the doctors
have a child that was born with more female organ then male. They make the
child a female and then her body promotes male characteristics in her and she
feels male that she must conform to being a female even though it goes against
her bodies chemistry? Just because the doctors chose the wrong organs?
Where is it written that Jesus himself said that marriage is a union
between a man and woman? First off because the word marriage isn't 2000 years
old even. And the bible promote/allowed polygamous.
I don't feel I'm throwing my life away and I'm sorry but I just don't think
you can convince me that that is what I'm doing. And even if God is true, I can
not believe that such a loving God that the Christians portray will allow
people only because they loved other of their own sex to burn FOREVER in hell
if at all. Oh excuse me but if you think being gay is easy come trade with me
for a day and see. Being gay in a world surround by people who can't or can
barley tolerate you is not my idea of living an easy life. Being denied what
the majority are given and having to be watchful at my words so that I speak
little or nothing about my personnel life so that I would speak not lies.

BTW are you like a minister now? Or have you ever thought of becoming one?

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Temat: Hamish & Andy - Unessential Listening

1. (00:01:37) Hamish & Andy - High Arse Crack
2. (00:00:23) Hamish & Andy - Adam And Eve
3. (00:02:23) Hamish & Andy - Albino Song
4. (00:00:31) Hamish & Andy - Inflight Magazine
5. (00:03:18) Hamish & Andy - Daarvid
6. (00:00:25) Hamish & Andy - Hill Related Sayings
7. (00:02:02) Hamish & Andy - Red Headucation Week
8. (00:03:14) Hamish & Andy - Blast From The Past: Andy's A Woman
9. (00:01:43) Hamish & Andy - Kamahl Calls From Heaven
10. (00:00:53) Hamish & Andy - Upset Girlfriends
11. (00:02:03) Hamish & Andy - Edward Scissorhands The Musical
12. (00:00:47) Hamish & Andy - Shopkeepers Trick
13. (00:02:44) Hamish & Andy - The Worst Lyrics Of All Of Time
14. (00:01:45) Hamish & Andy - Greg's Dog
15. (00:01:33) Hamish & Andy - Rent-a-Baby
16. (00:00:57) Hamish & Andy - Eating Plan
17. (00:02:42) Hamish & Andy - Telemarketers
18. (00:01:22) Hamish & Andy - Science
19. (00:02:52) Hamish & Andy - Bum Roll On
20. (00:01:13) Hamish & Andy - $360 Billion Cheque
21. (00:02:50) Hamish & Andy - Defending The Base In Afghanistan
22. (00:00:49) Hamish & Andy - Cats
23. (00:01:30) Hamish & Andy - Party Fouls
24. (00:03:00) Hamish & Andy - Jack's Betrayal
25. (00:00:33) Hamish & Andy - Airport Toilets
26. (00:01:29) Hamish & Andy - Supporting Call Centres
27. (00:02:40) Hamish & Andy - Horgs' Inventions
28. (00:04:25) Hamish & Andy - John Farnham The Musical
29. (00:02:06) Hamish & Andy - Hab's
30. (00:00:41) Hamish & Andy - Dad's Vendetta
31. (00:02:36) Hamish & Andy - The Aussie Star Wars
32. (00:02:10) Hamish & Andy - Sex Excuses Song
33. (00:00:28) Hamish & Andy - Food Delivery
34. (00:04:19) Hamish & Andy - Blast From The Past: Hamish's Urine Sample
35. (00:00:29) Hamish & Andy - Nanny
36. (00:02:36) Hamish & Andy - Ghost At The Palace Hotel
37. (00:00:22) Hamish & Andy - The Pope-Mobile
38. (00:02:02) Hamish & Andy - Ribena Berry Apology
39. (00:00:36) Hamish & Andy - Pamela Anderson
40. (00:01:49) Hamish & Andy - The Happy Country & Western Song
41. (00:00:16) Hamish & Andy - Bad Management Fads
42. (00:01:48) Hamish & Andy - The First Ever Radio Prank
43. (00:04:50) Hamish & Andy - Andy's Deposit
44. (00:01:25) Hamish & Andy - Save The Pandas
45. (00:01:22) Hamish & Andy - Hottest 100 Ads
46. (00:01:08) Hamish & Andy - John Bucknell Trio
47. (00:00:49) Hamish & Andy - Shops Closing
48. (00:01:00) Hamish & Andy - Security Guards
49. (00:02:43) Hamish & Andy - Faker Song
50. (00:01:39) Hamish & Andy - Horgs' Thoughts
51. (00:01:51) Hamish & Andy - Shooting Cannons In Afghanistan
52. (00:00:21) Hamish & Andy - Love Songs And Dedications
53. (00:03:59) Hamish & Andy - Blast From The Past: Andy Is A Lord
54. (00:01:05) Hamish & Andy - Moosie's Affair
55. (00:00:30) Hamish & Andy - Dentist
56. (00:01:58) Hamish & Andy - 5 Second Memory Call
57. (00:00:57) Hamish & Andy - Boonie
58. (00:02:02) Hamish & Andy - Phone Flirt
59. (00:02:48) Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy Are Music
60. (00:01:48) Hamish & Andy - Awesome April Fools Day Prank
61. (00:00:56) Hamish & Andy - Jingles
62. (00:03:09) Hamish & Andy - The People's Chip
63. (00:00:47) Hamish & Andy - Todd Mckenney's Defence
64. (00:00:31) Hamish & Andy - Lisp
65. (00:03:06) Hamish & Andy - Lie Detector Test
66. (00:00:31) Hamish & Andy - Name & Shame Game
67. (00:00:41) Hamish & Andy - Cure For Cancer
68. (00:01:50) Hamish & Andy - Adopt An Attention Seeker
69. (00:00:49) Hamish & Andy - Beijing Ceremony
70. (00:01:53) Hamish & Andy - Honest Love Song
71. (00:02:09) Hamish & Andy - Memoirs Of A Geezer
72. (00:01:37) Hamish & Andy - Fosca
73. (00:03:42) Hamish & Andy - Two Voices One Person Call
74. (00:00:55) Hamish & Andy - Steve Curry's Logie Hunt
75. (00:02:04) Hamish & Andy - Lying Instructional Video
76. (00:00:35) Hamish & Andy - Adult Toy Party
77. (00:01:49) Hamish & Andy - Hi-Tech Pope
78. (00:00:21) Hamish & Andy - Box Hedges
79. (00:05:01) Hamish & Andy - Blast From The Past: Hamish's Psychic Prediction
80. (00:00:28) Hamish & Andy - Nurse
81. (00:02:35) Hamish & Andy - Pete Blanks
82. (00:00:52) Hamish & Andy - Japanese Soft Ball
83. (00:01:48) Hamish & Andy - Photo Surprise
84. (00:01:13) Hamish & Andy - Ray Martin's Not Boring
85. (00:01:30) Hamish & Andy - Black & Gold
86. (00:02:17) Hamish & Andy - Unessential Bonus Track
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Było to Tue, 20 Jun 2000 22:41:52 +0200, "Crazy Yogurt" <ro@teta.com.pl
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PRAWIDLOWE ODPOWIEDZI:

| Co to jest: wisi na scianie i smierdzi?
Zegar ze zdechla kukulka.

| Lata po pokoju i robi yzzb, yzzb?
Mucha na wstecznym.

| Lezy w trawie i nie dycha?
Dwie dychy.

| Lezy pod sniegiem i nie dycha?
Kukuczka

| Co to jest: duze, czarne i puka w szybke?
Ksiadz po koledzie

| Co to jest "nic"?

Pol litra na dwoch (Z czego jeden nie pije !!!:)

| Co można z jednej strony lizać, a z drugiej przyklepywać?
Znaczek pocztowy.

| Jaka jest różnica pomiędzy wróżka a czarownicą?
40 lat.

| Dlaczego dziewczyny marzną zimą?

Bo mają dziurawe futerko

| Co robia panie w urzędzie skarbowym ?

Siedza na VAT(cie) i grzebią w PIT(ach)

| Z kąd wyjerzdza czołg?
Z nienacka.

I troche staroci:

PLEASE IMMEDIATELY SCAN YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

BOBBITT VIRUS:Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re- attaches
it.(But that part will never work again.)

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,
and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS:Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're
getting.

MCI VIRUS:Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too
much for the AT&T virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS:This revolutionary virus does not horse around.It
warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice, if by C:

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:Never identifies itself as a "virus," but
instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro- organism."

RIGHT- TO- LIFE VIRUS:Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of
how young it is.If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first
see a counselor about possible alternatives.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS:Activates every component in your system, just before the
whole thing quits.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS:It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

TED TURNER VIRUS:Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS:Terminates and stays resident.It'll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS (#2):Their is sumthing rong with yor komputer, ewejsut
cant figyour outt watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS:Nothing works, but all your diagnostic
software says everything is fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS:Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people
really mad just thinking about it.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS:Divides your hard disk into hundreds of
little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which
claim to be the most important part of your computer.

GALLUP VIRUS:Sixty percent of the PC's infected will lose 30 percent
of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin
of error).

RANDALL TERRY VIRUS:Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose
"Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

TEXAS VIRUS:Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS:Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:The computer locks up, and the screen splits in half
with the same message appearing on each side of the screen.The message says
that the blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side.

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS:You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

FREUDIAN VIRUS:Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its
own motherboard.

PBS VIRUS:Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.

ELVIS VIRUS:Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy, then self
destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations
across rural America.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS:Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

NIKE VIRUS:Just does it.

SEARS VIRUS:Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power
supply, and a set of shocks.

JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS:Your programs can never be found again.

KEVORKIAN VIRUS:Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.

STAR TREK VIRUS:Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
before.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS:Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong,
and sends you a bill for $4,500.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs...no new
files!" on the screen.It proceeds to fill up all the free space on
your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus.

CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS:Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286AT.

CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS:Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in
the reviews, but you still love it.

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<faris.bila.ja@sympatico.cawrote:
A LETTER TO NON-MUSLIMS

DR UMAR AZAM BA PHD DCL DIP.FJ DIP.IM

Manchester, UK

Dear Non-Muslim,

" LA ILAH ILLALLAH MOHAMMED-UR-RASOOL ULLAH

There is no god except Allah and Mohammed [PBUM] is the Messenger of
Allah

Here are some points a Muslim in the Mosque or Islamic Centre would
make to a non-Muslim to help him/her in his/her decision to become a
Muslim:

We live in a temporary world. It is temporary because there is no
guarantee of life. Death can come at any time.

Dr Umar Azam

http://www.dr-umar-azam.com/non_muslims.htm

I came across your most interesting
articles and find myself in agreement
with what you say.

I think the views expressed and articles
written are incisive and to the point in
that respect.

Look forward to hearing from you,

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Temat: Językowa Policja
Językowa Policja
W duchu wątku 'Program dla Jarugi-Nowackiej', w duchu
walki z paskudnymi stereotypami, trochę na uzytek
miłośników 'Studiów Amerykańskich' (pozdrawiam Breskve)
i pod przemożnym wpływem Evok (tłumaczenia!),
specjalnie dla Was, z Ojczyzny Wolnosci (mocno juz
podgryzionej przez warany).

Wyciag z opublikowanej w marcowym The Atlantic listy
slów, zwrotów i stereotypów, skompilowanej na podstawie
wytycznych uzywanych przez wiodace amerykanskie
wydawnictwa edukacyjne i stanowe urzedy. Wytyczne owe
uzywane sa przez autorów, redaktorów i ilustratorów
(oczywiście, w takim samym stopniu przez autorki,
redaktorki i ilustratorki) przy przygotowaniu
podręczników dla uczniów amerykańskich szkól.

Specjalnej uwadze polecam termin handicapism. Zgrabnego
tego neologizmu uzywam w formie oryginalnej dlatego, ze
nie bylem w stanie znalezc odpowiednika w jezyku
polskim. Slowo zbudowane jest na wzór slów rasizm lub
seksizm i oznaczac ma zinstytucjonalizowana
dyskryminacje, kulturowa i inna, skierowana przeciwko
osobom niepelnosprawnym.

* Adam and Eve [Adam i Ewa] (zastepowac przez Ewa i
Adam, dla zademonstrowania, ze mezczyzna nie jest
zwierzchnikiem kobiety)

* Blind leading the blind, the [Z Biblii, Mt 15:14 -
slepiec wiodac slepców] (zakazane jako handicapism)

* Bookworm [mól ksiazkowy] (zakazane jako obrazliwe,
zastepowac przez 'intellectual'.)

* Cassandra (zakazane jako seksistowskie)

* Chief Sitting Bull [Wódz Siedzacy Byk] (zakazane jako
relikt kolonializmu; uzywac "Tatanka Iyotake")

* Confined to a wheelchair [przykuty do wózka]
(zakazane jako obrazliwe; uzywac 'person who is
mobility impaired' [osoba, która ma trudnosci z
poruszaniem sie])

* Craftmanship [rzemioslo] (zakazane jako seksistowskie)

* Devil [diabel] (zakazane)

* Dogma [dogmat] (zakazane jako etnocentryczne; uzywac
'doktryna' lub 'wierzenie')

* East, Eastern [Wschód, Wschodni] (zakazane jako
eurocentryczne)

* Extremist [ekstremista] (zakazane jako etnocetryczne;
uzywac 'believer', 'follower')

* Fairy [wróżka; również jak Fairy Folk - elfy]
(zakazane jako sugerujace homoseksualizm; uzywac elf)

* Fanatic [fanatyk] (patrz Extremist)

* Founding Fathers, the [Ojcowie-Zalozyciele] (zakazane
jako seksistowskie, uzywac "the Founders" [zalozyciele]
lub "the Framers)

* God [Bóg] (zakazane)

* Huts [chaty] (zakazane jako etnocentryczne; uzywac
"male domki")

* Insane [szalony] (zakazane jako obrazliwe; zastepowac
przez "osoba cierpiaca na zaburzenia emocjonalne lub
chorobe psychiczna")

* Jungle [dzungla] (zakazane; uzywac "rain forest" [las
deszczowy - mk.: to jest blad rzeczowy]

* Lame [kulawy] (zakazane jako obrazliwe; zastapic
przez "chodzacy o lasce")

* Little person [mala/niska osoba] (zakazane jako
obrazliwe; uzywac "person of small stature" [osoba
niskiego wzrostu])

* Lumberjack [drwal] (seksistowskie; uzywac "woodcutter")

* Mother Russia [Mateczka Rosja] (zakazane jako
seksistowskie, uzywac "Russia, vast land of rich
harvest" [Rosja, ogromny kraj obfitych zbiorów])

* Ombudsman (zakazane jako seksistowskie)

* One-man band [teatr jednego aktora] (zakazane jako
seksistowskie; zastapic przez "one-person performance"
[teatr jednego aktora ;-)])

* Pagan [poganin] (zakazane)
* Pollyanna (zakazne jako seksistowskie)
* Polo (zakazane jako elitystyczne)
* Regatta [regaty] (zakazane jako elitystyczne)
* Senior citizen (zakazane jako ponizajace)
* Slave [niewolnik] (zastepowac przez "zniewolona osoba")
* Snowman [sniegowy balwan] (zastepowac przez "snow
person")

* Straw man [facecik z patyczków; mk.: potocznie 'cos
udawanego, na niby'] (zakazane jako seksistowskie;
uzywac "unreal issue" "misrepresentation")

* Sufferer of cerebral palsy [cierpiacy na porazenie
mózgowe] (zakazane jako obrazliwe - uzywac "osoba,
która stracila kontrole miesni")

* Tomboy [chlopczyca] (zakazane jako seksistowskie)
* Turning a deaf ear [byc gluchym na cos] (zakazane
jako handicapism)
* Yacht [jacht] (zakazane jako elitystyczne)

Stereotypy, których nalezy unikac w tekstach (znów
tylko wybór):
dziewczeta/kobiety vs. chlopcy/mezczyzni
* kobiety jako nauczycielki, matki, pielegniarki
* kobiety na stanowiskach ukazane jako agresywne,
dominujace
* kobiety jako bardziej opiekuncze od mezczyzn
* mezczyzni uprawiajacy sport, uzywajacy narzedzi
* mezczyzni i chlopcy wieksi i ciezszi od kobiet i
dziewczat
* kobieta jadaca na wozie, podczas gdy mezczyzna idzie
obok (o amerykanskich pionierach)
* chlopcy dobrzy w matematyce

Indianie (Native Americans)
* w tancu
* na wsi
* jako ludzie zyjacy w harmonii z natura

Asian-American (Amerykanie pochodzenia dalekowschodniego)
* jako bardzo inteligentni, znakomici uczniowie
* jako ludzie ambitni
* Chinczycy w zestawieniu z dobrym jedzeniem

... i tak dalej...

Pozdrawiam,

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Temat: Darvin vs. Bog
Cholerka.
U mnie dziala mimo ze nie mam subskrypcji. Przeczytalem go w papierowej werssje
w sobote. Troche dlugawy ale wkleje bo dobrze ilustruje dzialalnosc tej
przeuciesznej grupy :)

Adam, Eve and T. Rex
Giant roadside dinosaur attractions are used by a new breed of creationists as
pulpits to spread their version of Earth's origins.

By Ashley Powers, Times Staff Writer
CABAZON, Calif. — Dinny the roadside dinosaur has found religion.

The 45-foot-high concrete apatosaurus has towered over Interstate 10 near Palm
Springs for nearly three decades as a kitschy prehistoric pit stop for tourists.
Now he is the star of a renovated attraction that disputes the fact that
dinosaurs died off millions of years before humans first walked the planet.

Dinny's new owners, pointing to the Book of Genesis, contend that most
dinosaurs arrived on Earth the same day as Adam and Eve, some 6,000 years ago,
and later marched two by two onto Noah's Ark. The gift shop at the attraction,
called the Cabazon Dinosaurs, sells toy dinosaurs whose labels warn, "Don't
swallow it! The fossil record does not support evolution."

The Cabazon Dinosaurs join at least half a dozen other roadside attractions
nationwide that use the giant reptiles' popularity in seeking to win converts
to creationism. And more are on the way.

"We're putting evolutionists on notice: We're taking the dinosaurs back," said
Ken Ham, president of Answers in Genesis, a Christian group building a $25-
million creationist museum in Petersburg, Ky., that's already overrun with
model sauropods and velociraptors.

"They're used to teach people that there's no God, and they're used to
brainwash people," he said. "Evolutionists get very upset when we use
dinosaurs. That's their star."

The nation's top paleontologists find the creation theory preposterous and say
children are being misled by dinosaur exhibits that take the Jurassic out
of "Jurassic Park."

"Dinosaurs lived in the Garden of Eden, and Noah's Ark? Give me a break," said
Kevin Padian, curator at the University of California Museum of Paleontology in
Berkeley and president of National Center for Science Education, an Oakland
group that supports teaching evolution. "For them, 'The Flintstones' is a
documentary."

Tyrannosaurus rex and his gigantic brethren find themselves on both sides of
the nation's renewed debate over the Earth's origins and the continuing fight
over whether Charles Darwin's "The Origin of Species" or Genesis best explains
the development of life.

Science holds that dinosaurs were the Earth's royalty for about 160 million
years. Their reign ended abruptly, possibly after a meteorite smacked into the
planet, but they're considered the forebears of birds.

Unearthing dinosaur bones that are millions of years old "doesn't prove
evolution, but it shows the Genesis account doesn't work," said Nick Matzke, a
spokesman for the National Center for Science Education.

Drivers who pull off Interstate 10 in Pensacola, Fla., are told a far different
story at Dinosaur Adventure Land. Its slogan: "Where Dinosaurs and the Bible
meet!"

The nearly 7-acre museum, low-tech theme park and science center embodies its
founder's belief that God created the world in six days. The dinosaurs, even
super carnivores such as T. rex, dined as vegetarians in the Garden of Eden
until Adam and Eve sinned — and only then did they feast on other creatures,
according to the Christian-based young-Earth theory.

About 4,500 years after Adam and Eve arrived, the theory goes, pairs of baby
dinosaurs huddled in Noah's Ark, and a colossal flood drowned the rest and
scattered their fossils. The ark-borne animals repopulated the planet — meaning
that folk tales about fire-breathing beasts are accounts of humans battling
dinosaurs, who still roamed the planet.

Kids romping through the $1.5-million Florida theme park can bounce on a "Long
Neck Liftasaurus" swing seat; launch water balloons at a T. rex and a
stegosaurus, and smooth their own sandbox-size Grand Canyons, whose formation
is credited to the flood. A "fossilized" pickle purports to show that dinosaur
bones could have hardened quickly. Got an upcoming birthday? Dinosaur Adventure
Land does pizza parties.

"Go to Disneyland, they teach evolution. It's subtle; signs that say, 'Millions
of years ago' " said evangelist Kent Hovind, the park's founder. "This is a
golden opportunity to get our point across."

Carl Baugh opened his Creation Evidence Museum in the 1980s near Dinosaur
Valley State Park in Glen Rose, Texas, where some people said fossilized
dinosaur tracks and human footprints crisscrossed contemporaneously. The Texas
museum sponsors a continuing hunt for living pterodactyls in Papua New Guinea.
Baugh said five colleagues have spotted the flying dinosaurs, "but all the
sightings were made after dark, and we were not able to capture the creatures."

Organizers at Creation Research of the North Coast in Humboldt County, Calif.,
dream of building their own reptile park but lack funding and acreage. So do
leaders at Project Creation in Mount Juliet, Tenn., who would need to raise
about $1 million to assemble 30 to 50 pterodactyl and brachiosaur replicas to
mingle with live chickens and goats.

At the Institute for Creation Research museum in Santee, a San Diego suburb,
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